If you are offended – turn away.. this is the ultimate card for that special person in your life – Great for a Secret Santa Gift – Give someone that membership to the club we all know they belong too.
Get ready to share giggles and celebrate that special persons individuality with our Personalised ARSE HOLE Card – Platimum Lifetime Membership! This card is not just a joke; it’s a funny and inclusive gift, perfect for pranks and spreading joy. Embrace humor, support diversity, and make someone’s day special with this unique identity card – Shipped with Hologram for that extra Sparkle – we will pop this on the card where ever looks best..
🌈MADE TO ORDER🌈
Add the NAME in the “personalisation” box when ordering, and message us after you have ordered with your photo. If you can not provide a photo we will use a suitable non personal “shaddow” photo instead.
📐DIMENSIONS
The plastic card is normal credit card sized W86mm x H54mm x D1mm
📦POSTAGE
Free UK Postage – orders are sent via Royal Mail 2nd class and typically arrive within 2-3 days.
👜GIFT BAG
To add a special touch, a free ranbow plastic bag – just let us know in the options.
We love these – they are great – non offensive cusomisable gifts for the special person.
📸 PHOTO
Please remember to send us a photo for the card – we may crop it a bit to make it fit.





